WOW where have I been all your life?!?! Well at least where have I been for like 3 weeks....
I went to Florida the 16th-22nd with Lynn, Beth, and Rachel. It was a ton of fun, basically consisting of going to the beach at the ass crack of dawn (for those of you unfamiliar with the ass-crack of dawn, it's usually around 9am) then showering and going to dinner around 5, then going out for a few drinks around 9. One of the bouncers at this bar Blonies hit on me every night and he was this big black guy who called me a "Home-boy Happy Meal", lol. We basically did that everyday and got wicked hot tans in the process! Be jealous people...
After I got back from FL, I went to visit Joe that Friday in Ithaca. I went to his class and took notes for him then we walked around the commons and had a drink at this bar outside. We decided it was a kick ass bar and wanted to go there later for some kick ass martinis. We went out to an amazing dinner at this place called Franco's. We went back to Joe's where I proceeded to teach him the most KICK ASS card game called Peanut (if you are nice to me maybe I'll teach it to YOU sometime). We watched some 20/20 and listened to American Idol songs (we are soooo cool it hurts). At the bar I had 2 martinis (which by the way were KICK ASS) and Joe had a martini and 2 modoury sours, I was feelin it so we went to another bar and just people watched. Then we headed home and I kept singing Daniel Beddingfield songs (cause lets face it he _____ ____!!!) All in all it was a kick ass time!!*
That Saturday I went out in Geneva. I was pretty damn drunk. Made out with a boy who will remain anonymous (since the only people who read my blog know who it is I needn't mention his name.)** Denise came out too which was cool cause I never see her anymore. I think everyone had a good time... I haven't gotten any complaints... (that was not meant to be taken in a sexual manner but can be since both the clean and dirty versions are true).
I don't think anything exiting happened this past week... nothing too memorable at least. (Besides Angie turning 21 and me getting offered a job in Martha's Vineyard)
Friday is a different story though. It was Quad Party at my school, which means it's the last day of classes and everyone gets really shit-faced. We started drinking around 11am. I basically drank a bottle of Bacardi, kissed Jake***, called everyone in my phone book, missed my own private bar party at Quote and passed out at 8pm. Only to wake up at 11pm and call anyone I might have missed the first time I called around. It was the most fun I've ever had at Quad Party with the least amount of memories from it!
Saturday I went to breakfast with Kristin, Beth, and Kristin's best friend from home Megan. We tried to piece together the day before and they filled me in on what I missed during the hours of my unconsciousness. After breakfast I started getting ready to go to Naz to meet Angie and Erica to go to Geneva and celebrate Angie's berfday with Joe "The Bomb-diggity" Perry, Stacey "Slice" Kent and Stephanie "Q." Fratto. We went to dinner at Ciccino's (minus Steph since it takes her 12 hours to get ready to go out in Geneva) and eventually after running around for hours ended up at Joe's sippin on coke and rum.**** Joey's mom (who is also known as "The Bomb-diggity") took us downtown where we proceeded to bar hop and drink excessively. We danced at Copperfields which was somewhat of a first for me, then Stacey and I went to Sonny's b/c certain people were there. A certain person I made out with the week before was there, so I proceeded to start where we left off. The real fun was after the bars when we were all just hanging out and taking stupid pictures*****. I love my friends they are the greatest! We did a little dance, made a little love, got down last night.
Which brings me to today... drove home crying cause I love my friends so much and I'm gonna miss them so much when I grow up****** and am in the real world*******!!!!! I love you guys!
* "Kick Ass" is registered trademark of this paragraph
** Who says "needn't" anymore anyway??
*** Only regret from Quad Party, from now on Jake will be referred to as "Sir Head-up His Ass"
**** While Angie was the only one drinking "coke and rum" the phrase "sippin on coke and rum" has its origins from the month of everyone's favorite pedafile R. Kelly
***** When I say they are stupid I mean that I have no idea what I took pictures of
****** This is not a situation that is likely, only one that is a hope for my future
******* Not the TV show, although maybe someday it will mean both... "The Real World: Geneva - This is the true (and depressing) story, of 7 high school friends, picked to live in Charter's Homes, and have their lives taped, to find out what it's like to stop having lives and started getting bored."
